The Corner: September 2009

Wednesday, 30 September 2009

DUH DUH DUHDUH DUH DUHDUH DUHDUH DUH DUHHH!!!

My friends, we have a puzzle to...puzzle.

WHO WAS COMMENT?!

The answer? Picpic. But, I hear you cry, THERE IS NO ONE CALLED PICPIC.

Oh wait, its prolly Pickle. xP

Anybucket, Did you know that the word "hammok" (with a c, not a hammock) means scro tum? (filtering jobby skirtation)

Annnd (Wiley can suck a pe nis) Check out "mega man 2 rap song" on youtube. The little piccy thing should be blue filter of a dude jumpin n shiz. When I get home I'll...find teh link or sumtheen?

Aaaaand (yes there's more, BE GRATEFUL) The Phantom from PotO is obsessed with sex because HE CAN'T GET ANY. Christine's lines in the opera he wrote (DON JUAN TRIUMPHANT!) go like this:

I have come here
Hardly knowing the reason why

THEN

In my mind I've already imagined our bodies entwining defenseless and silent

And her character is supposed to be teh INNOCENT one, fo shiz!

Then, a bit later (my favourite song):

Past the point of right or wrong
One final question
How long must we two wait before we're one
When will the blood begin to race
The sleeping bud burst into bloom
When will the flames at last consuuuuuuuuuuuume uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by the Phantom pretty much throughout the whole film? I find him beyond sexy. In the same way that I'm TOTALLY attracted to Hannibal Lector.

WILEY CAN SUCK A PE NIS

the secret is out.

ohayhay sorry i havent been on in a while, i dunno why.
anyways. scotty's mibba got baleeted a while ago, can't say im too pissed off about it though, i mean, apart from the retarded fangirls its not that much fun.
uhhhhm so with regards to the title... i passed out today in biology XD XD XD
its not actually that lulzy though, the whole school (all 300 people... its smaller than hatty's penis WHAT) already knows annnd i think i freaked a couple people out. also i had to go home and i missed writing cuneiform in clay tablets in history D= so bummed out about that.

IN OTHER NEWS
im gonna go see dethklok in october. WHAT UP!!!

pic unrelated.

Monday, 28 September 2009

Guizeee

Nobody can really be bothered with this much anymore, huh?

i check it RELIGIOUSLY. it is my Holy Book. Well, no. maybe thats a bit strong.

okay... its my... release, from this PAINFUL world that CRUSHES my SOUL and send my BLACK HEART into a downward spiral that falls into a NEVERENDING ABYSS. (love that word. abyss. try saying it, you'll see!)

yeah, im in a weird mood.
i got my english essay done, and i was watching shane dawson. funniest thing.
especially the Shanaynay video regarding teh joe jonas dance fiasco.
o.0

picture totally related.

PS. cus i forgot. i know i asked a bunch of you, but does ANYONE have ANY billy talent songs? and metro station?
cus i want it, but im a cheapskate... :/

As I'm sure you're all very happy to know...

The school has NAWT filtered the blog, which means that I, beloved RosyBug, can go and type sum rndm shz 4 u gyz 2 c at 8 o clock in the morning. What am I doing here so early, I hear you cry!

I went for some hot, steamy sex with MR CHAMPION.

Professor Oak. He came.

So yerrrz, thought you'd all like to know :)

Ciao guise xXx

Sunday, 27 September 2009

My Passion

Look. Seriously, if i dont get the £7.25 each on Monday, we are not going.

We need that to book the tickets. Mum will not book them without the money first. She was screwed over once before.

If you wanna go, i need names, money and another car for transport.

Thursday, 24 September 2009

Check it out.

I have holes in my lip.

Note for guize: NEVER get 6 piercings done at once. Ever. Ever.

I have srsly never been in so much pain.

I cried when my nse was pierced.

I'm a wimp ):

Thoughts?

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Funny things to buy on Ebay

Hmmm

Well, this isnt good.

i Found out that Callum was dating a girl called Rachel until five days ago...
the day before i found him on Tagged....

hmmmmm...

:(

Sunday, 20 September 2009

BIG NEWS!!!!

you know i was saying about how i havent seen Busboy in a hell of a long time??

well...
not only have i seen him. i have talked to him, on Tagged and msn, and i now have his mobile number. and vice versa.

SQUEE... :D

at least, i think its him. it looks liek him, and he lives in Minch soo...
but even if its isnt, who cares? He is a wonderful person.

This is one of those moments in life you have to savour for their pure awesomeness

Saturday, 19 September 2009

Just a thought.....

Quite by accident, i found out that My Passion are playing in Bristol on the 18th of October. Anybody fancy it?

If so... TELL ME. i wanna go. i wanna book tickets. I am NOT missing ANOTHER concert.

Bick

Friday, 18 September 2009

Interesting.

Has anyone else noticed the random disembodied arm (seemingly belonging to the horse) in the main picture, hanging next to Mikey? Its like

QUE?!

Thursday, 17 September 2009

Sexy new uniform

I was told to post pictures of me in my "lovely" new uniform.

So I will, just look at the amazing primary school style dress, and the fabulous print that is on it.

Ugh its hideous, and look at the shoes, they are not nice shoes.

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

SEX EDUCATION!!!!

i know i posted 2 days in a row, but please. please watch this. and send it to the non-bloggers.
it's i set my friends on fire... doing sex ed. love. serious lovage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6ItxioUco&feature=fvw

THIS IS SEX ED, NOT GRAMMAR. FOOL!!

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

btw

patrick swayze is ded. sorry for your losses

goodnight sweet prince, you will be sorely missed. kinda.

oooh rosy's gonna kill me for that last bit...

pic related. for once.

PARTY HARD!

i'm pretty sure i already named a post party hard... but whatever.

now i can't remember what i was gonna say...

oh yeah.

DONT YOU GUYS FORGET ME, OK!?!?

also... wanna hear a joke?

ok, i don't care if you don't.

two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says "it's pretty hot in here, huh?" the second muffin says "HOLY SHIT!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"
high five. you know you love it.

also, just watched bruno on saturday. Love.
ok, so it's not as awkwardly funny as borat... but it's still pretty "HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!!!8!" if you get me.
go now, my friends. enjoy it. love it. etc.

uhhh... i got a hella lotta friends... etc... you dont wanna hear about that junk though XD

i'm on mibba hiatus. i told bexy that i was on pills for depression and i stopped taking them. then i told her i couldnt promise that i wouldnt do anything stupid. i just wanna rile her up a little bit. am i going to hell? be honest.

still havent done my bio paper...

lack of pic unrelated. i tried to upload this crappy ms paint pic of an uber beefy guy yelling SHEVA but it wouldnt let me. will try again later.

Sunday, 13 September 2009

I think I'm a nerd.

get this. I changed my othadontist so i wouldn't miss school, & I spent the last half hour trying to cut down my essay, because it was 2000 words over the 500 word limit. (in my defense, it was about the LOVEOFMYLIFE Joss Whedon). so yeah, am I a nerd? my sister says i am ): but she knits curtains & bakes cakes & goes to classics meetings.

this post has no point, i'm just bored, & figured i should go on the internet, which i have been neglecting (discounting farmville, which i really can't stop playing)

how's schools peoples? first week over (: unless you started different times & stuff..

& why am i eating people now?

also, to the pineapple armadillo: i love it. i love it so much, it's replaced shane dawson playing fluffy bunnys as my background. congratulations.

Friday, 11 September 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokS5G5hr20

Not as bad as Joe Jonas' fail, but still pretty cringe worthy...

Thursday, 10 September 2009

The Suffragettes

In the words of Blackadder

Any woman who wants to chain herself to my fence and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!

Oh and Sarkozy's been employing people to make himself look tall.

...Words cannot describe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-KFnYg6Hw&feature=rec-HM-r2

Pic unrelated.

Of houses, schools and rainbow birds

I have a house, its a bungalow which is pretty cool.
Its not technically ours, its a rental, but its ours for a year.
Its in Templestowe, but really close to Doncaster East, as in the road the house is on is the boundary between the two suburbs.
The house is nice, the living area is huge, but everythings a bit beige, then again that was to be expected all rentals are.
The areas nice, theres a park along the road and a couple of big shopping malls nearby.
All the streets in the estate are named after famous authors too which is kinda strange, including Bronte, Hardy and Blyton.
Some of the houses nearby are frickin huge aswell, think my old house, triple the size, then double it again and that is the size of some of the houses, and there are some even bigger than that.

I also have a school.
I have to do the final term of grade ten, so I will be repeating a term, but thats not too bad.
The school is about double the size of SHS, then again Pips primary school is bigger than SHS.
About 40% of students arent Aussies, so I wont be to strange, although the majority of non Aussies are Asian, so I will be a bit different.
Apparently my english teacher will "positively adore my accent" I'll take that as a good sign.
I also have some interesting subjects for the next term, I got my choices for my VCE years, but for grade 10 there were very few subjects left so I'm stuck taking painting and ceramics (pottery damn it.)

There are some things I've noticed since I came here,
The birds are ridiculosly loud, and a large number of them are very bright in colour.
They serve mashed potato (although it doesnt look, smell or taste like mashed potato thats what they say it is) at KFC when you order a meal.
The internet connection in this temorary rental is rubbish.
And its cold, I realise its winter, but I expect to come from the Uk to a warm country and for it to actually be warm and not cold, wet and miserable like it is right now.

Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Hey guise...

Well, I feel like an absolute douche for my family today.

I really want to tell you guise, cause otherwise I'll be moping and then people will ask me what's wrong, and then people who aren't my clique will hear and I'll have to say it all over for someone who wasn't there and I'll sound, hey! Like a douche.

So my mum's given up her job. She'll be taking courses for the next year or 2, which will cost monies, to retrain for masters law degree and the first year of her business studies degree. So we're surviving solely on my dad's wages which barely scrape over the bills, and my grandparent's generosity. When they have another family to look after, the father of which suffers with Parkinson's, and they will most likely both be dead within the next 5 years.

So I like stuff. You guise know that. I want stuff. I want monies. Just because I like stuff. Well, the stuff factor will be going down.

And I just found out today that my flute tuition is costing my parents £900 per year. £30 weekly.

So, before I go all "ugh"y, please someone tell me that its okay, everything'll work out fine and I'm not an absolute monster for nomming that much monies out of our food money.

Love you :)

CONCERTS!!!

hey guys

guess who i'm gonna see?

2 gigs, i'll give you a hint

1st one:

the first one rhymes with coys like girls, and are supported by a band that rhymes with smobra starship.

2nd one:

they wrote some smash hits such as "bitches" "pimpin" and "everywhere I go", in which a certain scene gentleman discusses how many women know that he enjoys revealing his nether regions.

get them? =D

if you didnt get the first one, you're retarded.

if you didnt get the second one, google it now.

think of this as revenge for going to family force 5 after i left XD XD XD

pic unrelated

Monday, 7 September 2009

Hello there I have many a thing to say.

One: Robin what the hell? I'm now addicted to 3OH!3 and it's your fault. I also miss you we need some normality like telling you to sit in a way that does not display your pants.
Two: Hatty, Hattie, Rosy what the hell? You spent all lunchtime screaming at the top of your lungs about WOW and Runescape with fishboy and Mr. Lispy.
Three: Mrs. Howgatw what the hell? I hate English someone save me!
Four: I'm just pissed 'cause I have to get glasses *grumpy face*.

Saturday, 5 September 2009

wanna hear a rap? =D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c

love of my life.

pic unrelated.

my super long post [read all of it pliss ^^]

i feel like the only person who hasnt done a super long post [more than a paragraph long] but don't worry as usual i have nothing to post about so even though i'm doing something alienish to me, i'm still keeping the good ol' habits going strong. that probably made no sense to anyone who hasn't been inside my brain oh well [:

so yeah, fringe? "fringe is great [hands out leaflet] DON'T GO OR YOU'LL DIE" in words words of mr. byford :] who by the way has the same HOTHOTHOT first name as everyone's beloved timmy withers <3 hehe so yeah i kinda can't be arsed to go to fringe ^^'' though i'm kinda gutted about missing out on some wonderful drunkish fun x] espesh since i just discovered an alcohol i actually like at kats house yesterday =D its called caribbean twist & it is LUSH x333 best thing ever, like wdk but so much better =P its also a nice colour [pinky red x] its like ready made cocktail stuff i think :] i reccomend it PLUS it's only like 5.4% so hardly any actual alcohol^^

ANYLAMP! bet you're all just itching to hear more about my beloved pokemon [; it's been a while since the last update after all...well the entire group is up to/above level 31! which is great ^^ of course its the slow as always twinky thats keeping the number low x] silly thing but yeah
i taught fishface >>> to surf [: so i'm currently floating over the sea ^^ but good news turned bad as om nom nom finally evolved into golbat but ]: straight after, evolved into crobat! this was so annoying x[ i mean, a golbat can only evolve into a crobat through happiness, i'm glad it was happy n all but DAMN crobat is nothing compared to crobat. SRSLY.
ah well, but luckily twinky my oddish :] evolved into one of my favourite pokemon GLOOM! >>>><<<<
OOO and my kadabra [sabrina] reached level 50 :] i was SO. proud. though i think i may be paying too much attention to him and not enough to my other children...i mean pokemon. they're just pokemon. ;] eheh...

MOVING ON [: downfield is boring =/ just like stroud high

moving on again ^^'' MEGAYAYZ at yesterday

moving on for a third time :P awesome bag ^^ anyone remember the hoobs? I DO! and i got an IVER BAG ^^ no pic of it ;] you'll have to wait & see...but here's iver [along with some more hoobs :D]

well thats my super long post anyways :3 BAI!

on the plus side... =D

hai guise, went to a party last night, got pissed, fucked around with jesse (my gay bff, if you dont know) then got with this guy called russell - no lolz about the name plz - he's like, 6'4", totally cute, your typical nice guy.

not the best kisser, i have to say, but he plays with my hair so i dont mind.

oh yeah, i dyed my hair, it looks pretty effing sah-weet.

anyway, i dont need advice or anything, just thought i'd keep you guys in the know because im generous like that.

no. that was a lie. i just like showing off. XD

ps me and jesse thought that we should invent gay in a pill, so we can go to the mall and find a hot guy and jesse'll be like "OMG you're so hot" and the guy'll be like "sorry, im straight." and jesse'll be like "here, want some ecstacy?" and the guy'll be like "OMG i LOVE ecstasy!!" then we'll give him the pill and jesse'll be like "JUST KIDDING we fed you gay!" and the guy'll be like "HOLY SHIT WHADDID YOU DO!?!? wow, you have a really sexy body, lets go touch eachothers penises."

we were pretty fucked up...

pic, as always, unrelated.

Thursday, 3 September 2009

BIG CHILDREEEEEEEN!!!

HEY! WHO AMONG US GUIZE FEELS LIEK A GROWN UP? xDDD

OWN UP IF YOU FEEL LIKE A GROWN UP!!!

*jumps, bounces, excited face etc etc you guise all know my eternal DORKINESS*

PS all you dudes who SUCK and left us, lovely new girl named Annie. Nickname: An-chan :D she speaks fairly fluent japanese, is slightly taller than gowen, but basically is gowen. Its creepy.

Plus, she's in a cos-play, liek, membership thing, called glos-play xD cause it's in gloucester xD

Anybucket, she's lovely. :)

Regarding the background

STFUYOU!

{:

..I won't deny it. I have lesbian feelings for her really.

Speaking of Miley, is Shane Dawson's widdle dog named after her, or is it a coinkidink?

(he's my background!)

Reslut here

Hey guize. So today James Alvis was liek, come to town! && I was liek, k! && then I was liek, wait, actually, no. Then I went on Facebook. This was my message:

Hey. So, I'm a twat; and I'm sorry. I was really looking forward to seeing you today. But anyway. I caught the bus way too early, because I'm a twat, and I shouldn't have lied and said that I wasn't already in stroud, and i'm also sorry for the way i reacted when I found out you wern't coming, and for the way i spoke to you, and for not replying to all those texts you sent me. Truth is Ellie, I love you, I really really do, and i love spending time with you, even though i barely ever get to; I regret all the things I've done today, alot. I know you probably don't love me, especially at the moment, and I don't expect this to be a get out of jail free card, i just wanted to tell you how i feel. And again, I'm a twat and I'm sorry.

Thought you'd want a read {:

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

FML

Well, I just discovered another wonderful site, courtesy of Hatty Gowen and Shane Dawson :)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

Best. One. Ever.

hey... guys...

Haaaaaattyyyy...
Our form room is S5 right? is that where miss. bodey-jones teaches??
also... this picnic lark... what are u taking?? cus i have nothing. the saying goes "and the cupboards were bare..."

back from ol' north...

jup, im back from the lonesom forests of northern canada. now kiddies, im sure if you were paying attention in geography class you'd know that no one lives there. they dont lie, honest to blog. i talked to this one old guy at the boat petrol station and he had TWO TEETH. TWO. holy shit it was like... woah.

anyhoos, regarding my last postage, the typo was deliberate, you guys are all total resluts and i dont wanna catch your herpes. y'know like... results herpes? whatever, it doesnt work as well. love you guys anyways.

now im sitting at my basement desk with my dad in the next room playing nazi zombies. we're the only ones at home, we're playing a fun game called "divorcee father and disfunctional teen". it's pretty cool.

what else, what else...

oh, got my results, 2A*s, 2Bs and the rest were As, so im pretty pleased =] guess this makes me a reslut too lmaoooo

initiation day at the new school on thursday, will post pics of me in my uniform on the first day of school, it's not too awful.

uh... party on the night of initiation day, gonna get wasted and game till 2 in the morning with my new bff jesse, fook yeeeeeeah

lol you guys are getting replaced already
naw... i love you guys for cereal.
cept i dont have cereal, i have pop tarts and coffee
unless it's cap'n crunch.
or froot loops...
not lucky charms though, shit's not as delicious as previously anticipated... =/

pic unrelated (HELL YEAH GOT MY /b/ FOLDER BACK!!!!)

Tuesday, 1 September 2009

GUIZE!

GUIZE!!! EM-URGENCY!!! (Well done rosy, what a delightful play on words)

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW AFTER OUR 10-MINUTE APPOINTMENT WITH WHOEVER!! IS IT LUNCHIES?!

CAPS INTENTIONAL

PIC UNRELATED

BAI