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Sunday 31 January 2010

Mystery for you guys....



Ok, so we went on holiday to Inverloch, very nice, beachy sort of place.


I was Ill for the whole weekend which was a bit of a downer, but after being drugged up to my eyeballs on flu strength ibuprofen I was ok.


We went and did beachy stuff, swimming a snorkelling and all.


It was all good.


Practically all night I was hacking my lungs out with a stinking cough and we were all sleeping badly cuz of this and cuz it was hot.


(This is all important bear with me XD)


So on Sunday morning (that would be this morning) my dads phone alarm didnt go off, which was odd cuz we all saw him set it last night, he then asked us where my mum's phone was, with the idea of calling his cuz he couldnt find it, she couldnt find hers either. we then looked round the room and all 3 mp3 players, both the phones, $40 in change (about £20), and the camera bag which had my mums purse (bank cards, $150ish in cash) and my camera in it.


The thing is that the theif stole them all between the hours of half three (i needed a drink being ill and all and i woke my parents up cuz i walked into the low table, my mum then used her phone to find the switch to turn the fan on, so it hadnt been taken then.) and about 7 in the morning.


We were all asleep in the room at the time, as previously stated it was hot and we didnt sleep well, so the theif did it all really quietly.


I drew a diagram to show whats so amazing about him not waking us up.


Ok so 1. was where all the mp3 players and my mums phone were, fairly easy to get to and all, no objects blocking the way.
2. is where the camera bag was, again not so bad.
3 and 4 are the weird ones.
4. is my dads phone, its a weird phone and it'll light up every so often, so we reckon thats how the theif saw it. but they had to go right by my parents and pips (although she sleeps like a log) heads.
3 is even odder. the $40 in change was inside my dads trouser pocket with a load of change, he took the notes but not the change, yet still didnt wake anyone up.
The police were rather baffled to be honest.
We were'nt the only ones to be robbed but they did take more from us than from anyone else.

I still dont see how its possilbe though, kudos to sneaky ninja theif, but i want my mp3 player back. XD

Friday 22 January 2010

i went skiing....

this was not a good chapter in my life.
picture this scene, i was all happy chilling on my green circle hills, doing my little turns and whatnot.

UNTIL. i came to the realization that after i ski'd down a green circle hill, the only way to get back to the chalet was to take the ski lift back up, and then ski down a BLUE SQUARE hill.

MOTHERFUCKING BLUE SQUARE???
i have never seen a more hellish coloured shape.
straight from satan, i tell you.

i get about half way down, till i fall over, do a little somersault, and land flat on my face in the MIDDLE of the hill.
i wasnt hurt physically, buuuut.... well, emotionally...

my mum came over to see if i was ok, and this is what i said:

"FUCK THIS SHIT!!! FUCK IT!! I WANNNA FUCKING GO HOME!! FUUUUUCK!!"

so i took off my skis and slid down the rest of the hill on my ass. it took about... 10-15 minutes... but totally worth it.

i will never ski again.

Tuesday 12 January 2010

What's this I hear?

You're crying out for more interesting things to hear?

Okay then.

I wanna bake cookies on your stomach.


Mm, cookies.

Sunday 10 January 2010

Ah, I love the smell of fail in the morning.

Today my mom asked me if I was going to save myself for marriage and in response I accidentally laughed. Mistake? I think so. MLIA

Saturday 9 January 2010

AYSSKKK SAHH-WIIFFTYYYY

for those of you not aware of the legend that is swiftkaratechop (and his so-far 30 episode long series of "ask swifty" vids), you deserve a whuppin.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=720FA6DE5E271DCC

"you need a haircut, sir, and im just the guy to cum to. gettit, i said 'cum' with a u not an o-m."

question:if a tree fell in the forest and nobody was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?
answer: dude that makes no *whispers* i fuckin love cupcakes. I'm gonna eat yo' doodoo hole...

watch all the vids, hes like a hotter shane dawson ;D

Thursday 7 January 2010

Slap Chop!

Tacos
Fettucini
Linguini
Martini
Bikini


You're gonna love my nuts.

TOP SECRET

This is totally top secretly awesome. Check out the hats.

Mouth. Open. For. Over. 9000!!!

Wednesday 6 January 2010

Hilarious


If you disagree, you suck.

Friday 1 January 2010

Alright, alright

LAST STAR TREK POST, i swear. *fingers crossed ;D*



Performed by William SHatner himself.
There is nothing odder than TAS Star Trek.

HALP (:

Okayokay, so I know WhatTheBuck & Shane Dawson, but I needs more YouTube people! Revision is looming!!!!