PLEASE.

For the love of God, can we PLEASE, PLEASE do secret santa? i cannot afford to buy shitloads of presents. i just cant.
so, if anybody actually READS this stuff anymore, can we PLEASE talk seriously monday bout it. please.

chiao.

Its google, but in emo...

http://www.searchemo.com/

You can also get it in pink, purpe and many other variations...

Beached Bro

I know full well most people don't watch these youtube videos, but if you want a good idea of aussie humour watch this. Its only a minute and a half long, I'm sure you can survive. Its on on friday nights at like 9.45, its my favorite program, no matter how short it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=606eK4abteQ&feature=channel

TAKE A LONG, HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!!

guise, this song is so so bomb <3


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YlkEUOonI&feature=related
is teh moozac vid <333 i wish i had a motherfucking boat... ***siiiigh*

pic unrelated

keen as custard

Procrastination timkes COMEON!

So I have a drama essay due in tomorrow. Well, due in a week ago, but if I don't hand it in tomorrow I go on contract. so I'm doing the logical thing & doing every I can to put of the essay.

This place has really died hasn't it? I think we should bring it back to life! Liiike.. debate topics..

Gravity, myth or the truth?
[jelly says myth, which amy so lovelyly disproved with her chocolate bar dropping]

BOREDOM.

I bet you didn't know Santy Clause's true identity.

There was a MLIA about a changed Santa Claus is coming to town song. I tweaked that as well.

Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing "santa clause is coming to town" but with some of the words changed. I didn't realise what she was singing until I heard "he sees you when you're sleeping. you knows when you're awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped." you have restored my faith in today's youth, little girl. MLIA

I think it works better like this:

He watches when you're sleeping, he hides when you're awake. He sparkles in the sunlight, So make sure you stay safe. (Hey!)

I am planning to make a chorus, but I is tired, and might go to bed in a minute.

Guinew Moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D21myC_UUXc

Lawl, I was totally laughing inside.

im eatin toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xz9fokw04

this song

my head

far far too long...

So...

I spent all day being asked to say beer can, cuz apparently beer can in an english accent sounds like bacon in a jamaican accent.

Someone read it on My Life is Averege...Anyways, i visited said website and found this:

Today, I called my friend and told her we should kill zombies together. What I meant was that we should play zombie video games together. She came over to my house with a squirt gun and we hid in the bushes. We spent all evening shooting at my now very angry neighbours. MLIA.

It instantly reminded me of Robin.

I also found out from that site that you can post a banana by writing the address on it, adding a stamp and putting it in the post box, who knew? XD

i'd flip my shit

thread on /b/ about periods xD made me laugh

Anonymous 11/05/09(Thu)18:09:29 No.172742232

>>172741683

Oh lawdy that would be terrifying the first time it would happen.

I'd flip my shit if my asshole started bleeding in the shower.

also:

I want you to want me

Oh yeah.

I do.

Like Ian.

Ehhhm, I found this new girl band. They're like half prav, half...us-ish. Can't really describe them, but I saw them on a I<3vampires episode xD Its like a twiligth spoof, with a whole set of "different" books xD Anywehs,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bTy2fnhonY

:D

Love and sparkly kisses y'all

monsier titsworthy.

i havent been on the blog in like.... what? 4 days? thereabouts? iunno, i have the flu so my logic may be warped.
anyways, theres one new post, and it doesnt even have a body, its just like, cough splutter. however, i do admire the simplicity and its kinda the only new post, so it still has my loves. my point is, why is no one blogging???? its like the blogging armageddon!! the ragnarok of blog! whatever. i dont even know where im going with this.

OH ALSO to the guys who havent heard, im coming back december 21st, lemme know if thats cool with you guys or if i should change my flights.

pic and title unrelated.

Cough. Splutter.

forgot pic :3

drunken logic (Y)

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

lofl.