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Thursday 24 December 2009

I AM THE POSTMAN!!!

im not really the postman. sorry guise.
thought i'd do a splash of bloggin, just for shits an giggles ya know =D
soooo i gotta new puppy!!! his name is milo (after a certain special someone that i do so love..... WINKY WINK!!!! actually its not, i just think milo is a cute name) he weights like 3lbs which is TINY TINY and he's white with brown patches and green eyes. like people eyes. which is cute but a little bit creepy.
also i can fit him in my handbag. WIN Y/N???

i ate way too much candy today.... ya know rockets? those rolls of little circle candies??? i found giant versions of them, like... the candies are bigger than 2 pound coins in both thickness and diameter. plus the rolls are like, 13cm. they were only 99cents, so i got 5 and ate em all in an hour. now i feel a bit sick.

WHAT ARE YOUR CRAZY ANTICS???????

bored. vair bored. my best canananananananadian friend just moved to guam. she was also my husband. wife. whatever. where is guam? she got me a dildo for christmas. just sayin.

guise. whats up. seriously. i miss you guise. a bunch.

2 cutting remarks:

BicBicPlum said...

crazy antics?? i have none. i am truly ashamed, robim. *sob*

i have heard of guam. it was on Matilda i think... they were running away to Guam... anyways. is she a wantedd felon? just asking....

i wanna see your puppy. you shoulda called it Titan, Thor or Cthulu. tut tut.

dutchy said...

ahhh to be fair... she might be on the sex offenders list.
actually she probly is. shes like that... you guise'd approve.