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Tuesday 28 July 2009

Rag Week

Has anybody noticed how in CSI and the Mentalist, and programs such as these that appear regularly on channel five, none of the female victims are on their period?

Now you can tell these programs are meant for women because half the adverts in the one hour show are for tampax and other such sanitary items but none of the victims, or other characters for that matter, appear to ever need them. Obviously you get copious amounts of unborn babies which I guess could explain this phenomenon but I have two other explanations:

1) When America was saved from the Blob they were a bit too thorough

or

2) There are just no fully functioning women in America.

3 cutting remarks:

RosyBug said...

It happens in Pitch Black. Because Vin Diesel says it about the guy. And everyone thinks he's talking about the lady, but then he says "not her. her" and nods at the 12 year old boy, who promptly breaks down into tears saying "I just thought if people thought I was a guy they wouldn't touch me". All she needs now is a cloth. Scrub that floor, bitch! xD

Spikey Pikey said...

Pitch Black is not a channel five crime program and therefore does not count.

Brace Face said...

i got bored reading your post T-T

i'm sorry cerys...i just get distracted...