Wow.

So I was like OMG THE CORNER BLOG, but hey, no new posts for OVER A MONTH. You guys all suck. I hate you all. )':

funny, i just thought that i saw a new post.
but then it was actually mine from a while ago
i believe this blog is a little bit dead

BLARB

hai guys
i should probly start my english essay now since its due tomorrow but i dont even have a thesis yet and i know I KNOW its gonna be a buttbag (bag of butts) so i kinda dont wanna do it...

yush so tell me about things plz

i have a job interview on friday :D shoe store WHATS UP
30 hour famine on friday, i dont eat for 30 hours so some kiddies in africa or some shit can eat
actually im only doing it cuz i need 40 hours of community service to graduate and i have none so far and this gives me 10 so thats good

bored
boreed

I has house

We bought a house. We're moving in July and will no longer live in a rented one.

Other than that, I still come onto her regularly, Robing you're not alone.

Cunt Destroyer.

SO THIS IS MY REWARD FOR LOGGING ON? My PC freezing to that message, when my mum arrives home. *sigh*

*middle finger*

i still go on here everyday in the vain hope that someone will have posted something new
alas
no such luck.

you seem to forget that I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING IN TEH UKz
i speak for emily too i spose

cept im getting emails from hilary and vicki and chats with welshy... stfu
i know about how emma butterworth shat herself, i know about how iain cameron whacks off in math class, BUT I WANNA KNOW BOUT YOU GUISE!!!!

c'mon
dun leave me hanging

PENISES!!!

guise guise srsly
go on chatroulette.com
actually dont
but do cuz there are so many lulz to be had :D
but so many cawks
and they'll be like
whacking off
and you're like AHHHH NOOOO
and then you're blind
but then you get used to it
ask em how its going
ya know
so yeah
im never gonna go on omegle ever again.

I totally got sprayed by Jack Barakat's hose at soundwave

Soundwave was awesome. Its like a huge music festival thing held across Australia, I saw so many bands. Such as: Paramore, You Me At Six, All Time Low, Placebo, Alexis On Fire, Escape The Fate, Motion City Soundtrack, Four Year Strong, Jimmy Eat World...etc, twas good.
Just thought I'd mention it and make you jealous XD.
Oh I also went to the world superbikes today, cuz I'm awesome like that.

D:

not luvvin the background guise... not luvvin it at all...

also not luvvin how no one is posting. yay verily not luvvin.

crazy asians.

the other day i saw the asian kids at school passing around a bottle of listerine.

we were curious, so decided to go see what they were doing.

turns out, they were taking shots of it, cuz the alcohol in it can get you drunk.

or maybe they just wanted minty-fresh insides.

who knows...

Hey thar

Has anyone ever heard of Onision?

Cause I'm subscribed, and I just watched a video of his called COX BLOCKED and it amused me.
Check it out if you WANT TO LIIIIIVE.

ICAN'TFINDANYICECREAM

So I thought it was kinda sad that the only Happy Valentine's I was wished was from a gay guy until I came on here.
Oh, and Ellie, but that was at midnight ;D
I was really quite cool with the fact that I would stay home and do nothing on Valentine's and just blow raspberries at everyone in relationships cause they have to do stuff and stuff, until Oli and I had a long rant about how glad we are to not have another half.
And then we both got miserable about the fact that we didn't have another half.
And I couldn't find the ice cream, and I'm getting bored of the salty pringles.
And I just ran out of smirnoff ice.
LESMISERYYYYYY!
...

OKAY! Who wants a partay?! xD Bring teh caffeine pills and teh alkeehols!

(Sorry, I had to offload my momentary misery onto something, so BOVIOUSLY you want to be my shoulder xD. Yes, I said boviously.)

oh and PS happy valentines.
i guess.
personally, i think valentines can suck my dick.
but thats just me.
anyways, HAPPOPPY VALENTINES!

LEGO :D

hai thar, whachy'all thinka mah hairs? :D
andy says its like a lego, just makes me love it a li'l bit more ;D

watchin The Best Little Whore House In Texas. dolly parton ftw <333

sup?

Damn, that last one was 230th..

Dum di duuuuum. Did I mention I was bored??
Soooo. Stage 1 of hair dying is done :3 Yaay.
Doodoodoo.
Wanna hear something depressing? I'm listening to Journey. & it's just reminding me of Glee.
WHAT IS THIS SICK, TWISTED WORLD?
Romi had a super rant about it, I did laugh (:
& turns out I have Biology work to do too! Thus another post!!
Oooh TwentyTwenty came on shuffle <3333.
Did I mention I was bored?
):<
I reckon y'all better post more. This year has been awful for posts!
& I blame YOU.
Doodoodoo.

240th Post.

This is actually totally pointless, I just really can't be bothered with Drama coursework, the blog is kind of empty.. umm..

Why are anteaters so healthy?

There you go. A joke. Which the punchline to come.

*sigh*

I keep posting...but anyways LIGHTNING!!!one1

So I had just got home from school, I bagged a lift off a friend because I refusedto walk in the rain, and then the lighning started.
So me, my mum and Pip were watching it from the front porch place and theres a loud thundering, so we're all like "woahthat was close".
Then 10 seconds later there was the loudes thundery noise you will ever hear, plus a crack of lightning, it was so close both the light and noise came at the same time and you could hear the electricity crackling. It was kinda painful, you know at concerts when they play the one note on the guitar that goes right through you and you can actually feel, it was kinda like that.
So we, my mum and I, were talking to Pip about counting between flash and sound to work out how far away the lightning was (it had moved off by then) tocalm her down as she was scared, and we looked out the window and saw smoke from a house a street away.
Originally we thought it was a log burner or something, which is stupid cuz its still in the 30s, but then it got thicker and blacker.
We ended up calling 000 (emergency services) buti t had already been reported. it took a good 10 minutes to get through anda further 20 for the fire crews to get there, by that time we could see the flames. It was cool but kinda creepy.
Its been a destructive storm overall, Baccas Marsh was completely flooded (arent you glad you dont like there any more Robin?) and people were wading through the city centre up to their knees in water.
I have photos but I cant be arsed to get the camera, you'll have to live with it as it is.
/block of text

Anonymous on tv

So I was watching Hungry Beast ( a current affairs program) and they were talking about the planned internet sensoring (stupid idea) and then they mention that a group of people crashed the government website in protest. This group of people, Anonymous. They then went on to show quotes and pictures of Anon. I was impressed, they once again made an impression.

DUDES

I haven't been on in absolutely aaaaaaages. Which totally sucks. And I is sowwy ):

But with this post I shall attempt to revive our integral nerdiness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HJl7QWu_us&feature=channel

And update it with CHOCOLATEY BEATS. You should wait til the end, he does a really amusing impression.
Also, on the TV behind him, Pokemon eventually comes on xD

Also, he turned Vanilla Twilight into a Mocha Twilight, check it out somehow. :D

I'm drinking reloaded (alcoholsic red bull) out of my baby beaker. Give me my lame factor out of 10.

O-TAY

so, heres what i have to say, who actually wants to come back to cananananananada with me??? cuz if no one can or wants to come, i'll just pack my shit and stay with you guise all summer long and stuff.
so yeh
i should prolly know soon so i can buy a return ticket. i already have the ticket to take me there tho :D july 10th, gonna be siiiiiiiiiick :D
so yeh. toodle pips.



iin other news, read this, im off sick today and i was bored, so i was lurking pages on facebook. george's birthday was monday, he's one of the funniest kids in school, jordan is his man-bitch/bff, this almost made me piss laughing:



Jordan Caspersz
My brother giorgio,
If i had to make a timeline of my life, the day i met you would not only be on it but in bright red and severely underlined. I remember it like any other day, I was a mere boy just cracking the shell on my life, waiting, just waiting for something amazing to happen to me. and then on that fine Novemb...er day, it was cold i remember, there u were, glistening. At first i thought it was a dream (as at this time i was just starting to experiment with acid), but then as you came closer, the smell of burritos and refugees was immanent. And so it began.
Sir i hope in this little time u have left of ur birthday u remember how much of a bromance we share and how fanastic the next couple of years are going to be. I love you ♥
Jordan
Mon at 23:20 ·


George Ceciarelli
my wolf-pack mate Jorda

That day was the greatest day if my life, i met everyone first but i wasnt satisfied with john knox, but then when u arrived about 5 minutes late, a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis, u walked in, over weight, and with an intense mustache, and i fell in love. Meeting u has shaped me into the mexican i have become, and i want u to know that if ur ever in trouble with some arabs trying to burn u with cigarettes, i will not only not help u and run away, but i might shit on ur stomach while theyre done with u. WHITE LIES NOOO, i love u man, ur a great guy. plus we can hang out now.

ps. I miss eating intense amounts of KD with ketchup at ur household....

Giorgio Alessandro Ceciarelli III

Mystery for you guys....

Ok, so we went on holiday to Inverloch, very nice, beachy sort of place.

I was Ill for the whole weekend which was a bit of a downer, but after being drugged up to my eyeballs on flu strength ibuprofen I was ok.

We went and did beachy stuff, swimming a snorkelling and all.

It was all good.

Practically all night I was hacking my lungs out with a stinking cough and we were all sleeping badly cuz of this and cuz it was hot.

(This is all important bear with me XD)

So on Sunday morning (that would be this morning) my dads phone alarm didnt go off, which was odd cuz we all saw him set it last night, he then asked us where my mum's phone was, with the idea of calling his cuz he couldnt find it, she couldnt find hers either. we then looked round the room and all 3 mp3 players, both the phones, $40 in change (about £20), and the camera bag which had my mums purse (bank cards, $150ish in cash) and my camera in it.

The thing is that the theif stole them all between the hours of half three (i needed a drink being ill and all and i woke my parents up cuz i walked into the low table, my mum then used her phone to find the switch to turn the fan on, so it hadnt been taken then.) and about 7 in the morning.

We were all asleep in the room at the time, as previously stated it was hot and we didnt sleep well, so the theif did it all really quietly.

I drew a diagram to show whats so amazing about him not waking us up.

Ok so 1. was where all the mp3 players and my mums phone were, fairly easy to get to and all, no objects blocking the way.

2. is where the camera bag was, again not so bad.

3 and 4 are the weird ones.

4. is my dads phone, its a weird phone and it'll light up every so often, so we reckon thats how the theif saw it. but they had to go right by my parents and pips (although she sleeps like a log) heads.

3 is even odder. the $40 in change was inside my dads trouser pocket with a load of change, he took the notes but not the change, yet still didnt wake anyone up.

The police were rather baffled to be honest.

We were'nt the only ones to be robbed but they did take more from us than from anyone else.

I still dont see how its possilbe though, kudos to sneaky ninja theif, but i want my mp3 player back. XD

i went skiing....

this was not a good chapter in my life.
picture this scene, i was all happy chilling on my green circle hills, doing my little turns and whatnot.

UNTIL. i came to the realization that after i ski'd down a green circle hill, the only way to get back to the chalet was to take the ski lift back up, and then ski down a BLUE SQUARE hill.

MOTHERFUCKING BLUE SQUARE???
i have never seen a more hellish coloured shape.
straight from satan, i tell you.

i get about half way down, till i fall over, do a little somersault, and land flat on my face in the MIDDLE of the hill.
i wasnt hurt physically, buuuut.... well, emotionally...

my mum came over to see if i was ok, and this is what i said:

"FUCK THIS SHIT!!! FUCK IT!! I WANNNA FUCKING GO HOME!! FUUUUUCK!!"

so i took off my skis and slid down the rest of the hill on my ass. it took about... 10-15 minutes... but totally worth it.

i will never ski again.

What's this I hear?

You're crying out for more interesting things to hear?

Okay then.

I wanna bake cookies on your stomach.

Mm, cookies.

Ah, I love the smell of fail in the morning.

Today my mom asked me if I was going to save myself for marriage and in response I accidentally laughed. Mistake? I think so. MLIA

AYSSKKK SAHH-WIIFFTYYYY

for those of you not aware of the legend that is swiftkaratechop (and his so-far 30 episode long series of "ask swifty" vids), you deserve a whuppin.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=720FA6DE5E271DCC

"you need a haircut, sir, and im just the guy to cum to. gettit, i said 'cum' with a u not an o-m."

question:if a tree fell in the forest and nobody was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?
answer: dude that makes no *whispers* i fuckin love cupcakes. I'm gonna eat yo' doodoo hole...

watch all the vids, hes like a hotter shane dawson ;D

Slap Chop!

Tacos
Fettucini
Linguini
Martini
Bikini

You're gonna love my nuts.

TOP SECRET

This is totally top secretly awesome. Check out the hats.

Mouth. Open. For. Over. 9000!!!

Hilarious

If you disagree, you suck.

Alright, alright

LAST STAR TREK POST, i swear. *fingers crossed ;D*



Performed by William SHatner himself.
There is nothing odder than TAS Star Trek.

HALP (:

Okayokay, so I know WhatTheBuck & Shane Dawson, but I needs more YouTube people! Revision is looming!!!!