I'M BACK

Just to put you all at rest :)

Not like death rest, just plain old peace-o'-mind rest.

What the hell...

PROM PROM PROM- it's in 2 days, did you know that? I bet you didn't know that. Gutted if you didn't know that- of guess what. I have the official best prom shoes EVER! They're cream and very platformy and they have diamondy bits on and they're the most beautiful things I have ever seen. Period. Ew, period.

I am listening to MJ. Isn't it bloody typical that it's after he's dead and I have to get a refund on my tickets that I get really into listening to Smooth Criminal over and over and over and over... my tankini bottoms- eh, rosybug ;) YOU REMEMBER RIGHT? And you Pickle, you should know too! AND BRACEFACE who has joined us- what a monumental occasion :P You should remember, you do right?

My fingers hurt from typing so quick :( OWCH

I think I have exhaustion, but I'm not sure how because apart from work and the train journey and the dress fitting and the shopping and the eating McDonalds breakfasts- which, I'm ashamed to say, are lovely- and the car journey and the rehearsal and band and Borat, I haven't done anything!
Oh, that would explain it XD

I feel like I'm talking to myself :P

Did I mention prom? Or my shoes? No? Well...

*yawn* Naw, I can't be bloody flaming and bloody blast and bugger and flaming bloody assed ^^

LOVE, CHITFACE THE OMNIPRESENT CHICKEN FARMER

ps. that's what "Chitty" means, you know- chicken farmer. So now I'm a bloody car and a bloody farmer covered in chicken crap. Joy. But it doesn't matter because I have the bestest and highest shoes ever invented to stab the chickens and give the car a flat tyre. Plus I'm so high nothing could ever hurt me- unless of course, I was to fall over and spear myself... or hit my head... or get pecked to death by chickens or run over by the car. Wow, I've never had so many prospects before XD

WHO WAS FAIL

Somehow, my access to customisationings has gone the way of MJ but without the CP (get it wednesdays) and so my ability to make funny remarks on the top of the nice welcoming picture has DIED. Is dildos. Dx

And so are you.

Scratch that last bit, if you can helps me :)

spoon

i has noticed that in alls the chaos ofs this summer holidays yous guys [expect rosy] has forgetton to make the posts on this blogs. For that i ams disappoint.

Dood xD

Impending doom.

Type in mars apocalypse on youtube, and click on the first video. Its awesome.

:)

But soft...

Noone professes love quite like Darth Vader. I just thought you guise might liek some orsome Shakespeare ;)

WILD, WILD THE STORM, AND THE SEA HIGH RUNNING

Walt says hai :)

PS no crutches Dx is no fair T-T

Holy Nosebleed!

is it working?

i wanted to see if it would work

back in my day we had no such things as "blogging" and "twitter"

we would tie notes to the legs of small squirrels or chinchillas and have them run the note to the recipient.

of course this wasn't always convenient.

first you had to catch the rodent, which took quite a while in itself, the tricksy buggers they are.

OH MY!

can i say that on the internet?!

anyways, sometimes they would eat the note if they got hungry, which is why you should fill them up with onion seeds and mint humbugs before they left.

that is all.

ps. can rosy, ellie and emily come to my house on friday? tent sleepover. i've asked most other people. we'll still make it for stratford park the next day =D

pps. rosy, my mum lost your address, can you email me it again =D

ppps. ...ah shit, i forgot.

pppps. a hamster is suitable also, but it's a little slower.

Oh hai tharr...

Thought I should let you know that I will be limping and fairly immobile - or, rather, slowly mobile - at the meeting. I managed, somehow, to pretty much recreate the injury I sustained from jumping on a trampoline, causing a week off school and about 2 months of physio. However, this is now on the other ankle. xP bummish because I barely fit into my prom shoes now Dx

On the plus side, I find this piucture amusing. :)

The maker want it not, the buyer does not use it, and the user never sees it.

hai guise =3

wathuppp~

anyhoo, oh lawd do try and guess the riddle i opened this post with ^^ they get a special suprise if they win ;3
{the widdler is vhat zey callz meh >:3} {wanna-be riddler}


[picture completely irrelevant]
you laugh you lose.

HARRY POTTER IS GAY

This video puts forward the inescapable truth. His logic is undeniable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5grBzXKKe_E&feature=channel

Enjoy :)

a plea for attention from your beloved brace face

looks like pickle's going bald for prom then




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20th Post

Bah bah bah bah bah bah bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What a glorious stepping stone we have reached, 20 posts hoorah.

*Dances celebratory*

Oh my bosum has swelled with joy and heaves in exultation for this magnificant event, as the sunlight streams through the window and alights on ever hair atop my head. I stand proud, my eyes to the wide open sky as a tear just as blue slides down my cheek. It is a tear of acheivement and happiness as bright as the moon on werewolves night. My insides jump with the very same feelings that have captured my over excited breasts, which are now getting quite adventurous. In a matter of moments it is all over and my head explodes with the excitement of it all. And the blood flies gleefully from its organic prison painting vibrant strawberries on the walls.

Adieu


CHECK YOUR E-MAILS YOU MANGY CURS.

Drawings of us.

The drawings, as promised, by yours truly - Bic.

Stupidity && AWESOMENESS.

Hey guize, any of you noticed those anonymous posts? Yeah? That was me. I uh, forgot my password :$

It's okay though! I remembered!! So I thought I'd rejoice openly, && noone can mock my forgetfulness :P

Also, Hattie && Rosy seem to be the only 2 regulary (how do you spell that?!?!?) posting. Kudos guize.

I ofc, have an excuse. I have an exam to revise for. Which I am doing. Right now. Not playing Sims 3. Not posting on this blog.

(I think I got away with that one)

Okay, people, now for the AWESOMENESS bit. As you probably have noticed I'm a tad obsessed with musicals. So I was looking on Amazon to buy the rest of the Buffy series I don't yet own, && I came across this: "Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog" as one of those buy-with things.

I know it SOUNDS kinda weird, but it's awesome. It's a 3 episode thing about this guy who's trying to get into the evil league of evil, && finally talk to the girl he's in love with.

You can watch the whole thing on YouTube, it's really sweet, && the songs are awesome too (:

Warning: The end is SO SAD!

&& it is pretty weird at first. (LOL, I wrote "pretty wack" first before I realised gow, er, wack that sounded.

Peace!!

Notices

Right everyone you have just recieved an E-mail so check your inboxes!

Also I emplore you all to please listen to me on my new radio show that starts a week on Thursday from 4.00 'till 5.00pm!
Yay!
It is called News, reviews and musings...
And you all have to E-mail whilst I'm doing it so that people will think I have fans!

Urgent Idiocy

You all know me; you all therefore know that what can be said one second can also not have existed the next. This is the reason I have posted this...post.

On the 24th, all ye who are attending the meeting about the holiday, you need to be at MY HOUSE at 7:30PM on the 24TH OF JUNE. Kapish?

If you need directions, ask me at school cause yo, I ain't go'wn post 'em on this dayum blawg, dawg.

Oh wait, I don't have any more school! :D (Sorry, irresistable moment there...) e-mail me, or somone else and ask.

Cha Cha

A Little Bit Topical

I thought that I'd enlighten you on some more humorous occurences involving unfortunate politicians from todays newspaper:

Nick Griffin (the BNP Party Leader) was leaving a conference when he was pelted with eggs by demonstrators who were yelling stuff like 'Nazi scum' etc.
The Daily Express has a fantastic picture of what looks like an egg yolk passing through one of his ears and coming straight out the other. It is captioned by something along the lines of 'the BNPs were not amused, they only accept whites' I thought this was genius!

And secondly

The French President, Nicholas Sarkozy, apparently stood on a box whilst addressing the D-day memorial audience because he was much shorter than both Barack Obama and Gordon Brown. He's only 5ft 5inches and his super model wife calls him her 'petite chou chou'!

Oh what a giggle...

PARTY!!

Heylo ^^

Right, big announcment :)

RESULTS DAY- Mike is having a big party to celebrate, everyone is invited (year 11s though, it's a thursday day and night) We might go laser tagging in the day, then back to his house in the afternoon and night. (This = alcohol, music, PARTY if we would all like :D)

Reply if you're coming :)

Love love
xx

The Somethinth Post

First off, WELCOME HATTIE!!

I just finished typing up ALL my drama notes from the past two years, and am sooo bored.

I would comment back to all the posts, but I'm really much too lazy to do it (:

So I like the beautiful pictures Spleen, I didn't realise it was me for aaaaaaaaaages, I'm that slow (:

& I will SPAM HANNA! MUAHA

The Hidden Post

Actually going out off my mind with boredom here, any suggestions?

'Cause right now I'm listening to Axel F and playing Spider Solitaire. DX

Wicked dream last night:

For some reason I watched the Apprentice Final so my dream was that I was in the final up against the winner and the runner up had to pick between the two of us.
She picked the other person because I said I didn't like Marylin Monroe and I burst into tears and ran out of the room...
Right into Hilary into her P.E kit I started having a conversation with her but she just muttered "It's supposed to be navy" and wondered off.
THEN I went outside and there was this massive carpark like the one outside the Youth Centre only grassy with big white gazeboes.

Strange huh?




Ooooh funny thing that we're not supposed to laugh at: Blunkett was walking his dog when he was knocked over by a cow and broke a rib.
It's funny because my brother is terrified of cows.
It's not funny because David Blunkett is blind.

I drew you all on paint XD

Hi Guys XD

Well, like I said before, I have drawn all the contributors on the ingenious MS Paint, and the products of my stunning artistic visions are at the bottom of the page. Rosybug shrunk a bit- but it's okay, because her boobs still aren't in proportion XD

Their faces make me laugh the most XD especially Spikey Pikey's :P

The [i]N[/i]th Post

Right! For all those listening, I have important information!
On prom night, turn up at my house at 5 with your hair and makeup done, then at 6 we'll decorate the bus and get on down to prom ^^
If you still don't know where I live, ask me or someone who does ^^
(I'm not going to post my address on here XD)





Ps. I have a secret pleasure...

The Quest!

If you don't like what you see here
Then get the funk out!
We won't try to force feed you
Just get the funk out...

Ah such a great song.
Sooooo Additional Maths was pretty difficult and I am shattered (physically and emotionally oh yes) and yet here I am air guitaring to an awesome solo in my head whilst typing something none of you will actually care about.

How was German for those of you who took it?

Ah now I remember the purpose of this particular post:

A Quest!
Yes a quest my friends. And one that is both deadly and frightening in equal measure. Now gather round the fire brave knights and I shall disperse my adventure...

You must unite together and search high and low for the mysticals they name Robin, Gowheaded, Amy and the self named Spider Queen. Once you find these beings of somewhat substantial sort of bordering on mediocre but none the less impressive power you must conquer their forgetfullness and grant them membership to our sacred land.

I beg of you do not tarry nor dither for it is up to you to complete the circle of complete fullness.

Be careful on your perilous journey, I shall speak to the magic stars so that you return victorious and roughly as whole as you left.


(This is a disclaimer that states everyone embarking does so of their own free will and if any person is subsiquently maimed it is their own damn fault and I refuse out right to pay up in any form)

DON'T PANIC!!

Okay, everyone relax! I'm here, Chitface is 'in da house'!
Everyone calm? Right, good :)







*is bashful* ...Hi guys =D

What number are we up to now?

Cerys' dress arrived hoorah!!!
The skirt is quite horrid: it's heavy and long and elasticated :S
But my dress really purdy as if you'd ever hear me say such a thing! XD
It needs and underskirt though...

Does anyone have Hattie's E-mail? I need it to grant her admin.


P.S. Maxcene Lemonmousse added me on facebook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Sixth Post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv6WA0hxK5U&feature=related

I'm not kidding. A. Mazing.

xD