Here are some puns I made up on the first evening of my holiday:
What do you call a witch with a sporting injury?
Her-Oh-My-Knee
What do you call a frozen Weasley?
A Cauld-Ron
Which fruit would you give to a relative to make them bigger?
A Pump-Kin
How did the naughty school girl lose her limbs?
An Expeli-Arm-us charm
Which teacher would take a bug's Sex Ed lesson?
Professor Slughorn
Where do Spanish rodents perform their autopsies?
A Vole de Morte
What did the group of gay men say to the werewolf?
Rim-us Lupin!
Tuesday 4 August 2009
Punny Happy Potter
Pickle Ate Spikey Pikey Like The Obese person She Is When The Clock Struck 15:49
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I AM DISAPPOINT.
cerys you've sunk to a new low...if it isn't working out exchange rates between founds & fiction currency it's something else
That is... revoltingly amusing.
I can't help wondering why you sat there for what i imagine to be hours and worked those all out :P
It wasn't hours I'll have you know, my brother's been on a bit of a Harry Potter film craze over here and my dad came up with the most pathetic joke:
What's a deatheater's favourite cardgame?
Snape!
And so I had to beat him.
last one's pretty funny
others made me kack. im sorry.
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