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Saturday 8 August 2009

S'GOIN AWN EH?

just came back from a camping trip up north in the ol' canadian outback.
not cool, the tent leaked the first night, then i got ate a bajillion times by frickin mosquitos.
but then i shared a cool apple bong with my cousin. vair frrooty. ;D
then i had skittles AND WOULDYA BELIEVE the purple ones are grape! fancinating...
then i had 5 cups of coffee and almost peed my air mattress (but i didn't, it's awwwwright)
then
THEN
a bear broke into our food tent and smashed up all 3 of the coolers, ate all the hummus, chive dip, eggs, milk and like, 2 litres of margarine
i wasn't lying hatty.
there was a bear.
then i saw a beaver.
now i am home.

ALSO i made my first friend who is not a direct relative! (dun dun duuuuuuuun)
his name is tyler, he's 5'5" (vair short) and is my cousin's cousin on her dad's side (where my dad is her mum)
complimacated... but happy days nontheless.

kinda bummed out that imma be like, the most hardcore kid in the nunnery, i'll teach em how we rock it in STROUD.

mah bitch.

;D

9 cutting remarks:

Lemon Pie said...

So no mooses then?
well tht blows, you shoulda seen a moose.

Also I'm slightly offended by your description of Tyler, because you said that 5'5" was very short.
I am 5'2", so what does that make me, uber short? XD

BicBicPlum said...

yes emily. miniscule. XD

awww Robin. we miss you... :'(
thank god that bear didnt break into the people tent and eat you. that would have been a slight downer on the trip.

dutchy said...

yeah em, you are pretty short... and for a guy, he's pretty tiny
or maybe im just freakishly tall...
no comments on the matter plzkthnx

uh yeah, my dad scared it away, he thought it was racoons =D but racoons don't punish the hell outta cool boxes
i dont think so anyways...

Lemon Pie said...

I know i'm short
i readily admit i am
but calling 5'5" very short is a bit over the top
all the aool animals are in canada
the only big vicious animal i will see (or not see as the case may be) in australia are cassowaries
bears are so much cooler
although cassowarries have a cool horn thing and are pretty colours so i guess...
oh there are crocodiles aswell
but no bears
bears are cooler... damn that sucks XD

Brace Face said...

bitch cool box got fookin PUNISHED by that bear.

dutchy said...

they don't think it be like it is...

BicBicPlum said...

dont worry em. i'm going to Scotland. i have to fend off the wild Haggis. man that stuff is wild. sharp teeth, giant claws and poisonous to any who touches it.

Spikey Pikey said...

ROBIN!
Canadia sounds... bearish.
Another Tylor then?

dutchy said...

yeah, another tyler, but not in that way
im not gonna screw up the first friend i make
fo sho