TEAM CHARLIE

I don't know how many of you guise are into What the Buck, but he's crazy and my type of gay guy :D

Check out his new moon review. Watch it all. Type in "more nipples less bella" and its the first one, by whatthebuckshow.

<3

FANGIRL SQUEAL

Ok, most of you give not a damn about Star Trek, but i do. Lots. And i stumbled upon a FABULOUS reference in Treasure Planet.

The main char's name is Jim, and there's an Astronomer - a Doctor. He uses the McCoy quote ^^ man i was so happy, i think my heart seized up. XD

"Damn it Jim, im a physicist, not a doctor! Well, i am a doctor, but..."

once again, u probably give not a damn, but i found it hilarious. XD

CRY.

I don't know who out there still likes Avenged Sevenfold, but I dooo! Which is why when I found this out I thought I'd tell you all. The drummer, The Rev, is DEAD. )':

Rest In Peace Jimmy D:

Christmas

I would just like to take the time to point out that christmas is a good 12 hours earlier in Aus-land than England. Even more timefor Cananananananadia.

I just thought I'd brag a little.

Oh I also saw Guy Sebastian live at carols by candlelight, (a national christmas eve charity thing, the spirit of aussie christmas apparently Iwas kind of on tv, if right at the back in the drak holding a candle counts). Hes the winner of Australian Idol and sings that "Do you like it like that, cuz I'm the only one who can love you like that" song, do you gets that song over there? cuz it was number 1 on fox radio over here (theres no national chart show it makes things confuzzling).

Speaking of charts I heard that Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine beat the X-factor retard to become UK number 1, I'm suitably impressed.

IS THIS JOLLY ENOUGH FOR YOU KIDS?! D<

I've taken to saying "blarg" randomly when I'm bored.

Today, my mum turned round to me, pulled a face of dismayed boredom and said "blarg". It made me happy :)

YAYCRISMASSSSS :D :D

kkk I WANNA HEAR WHAT Y'ALL GOT FER PRESENT TIME!!!

ALSO ALL THE FUN TIME YOU GOT TO SPEND WITH RELATIVES!!!! YAAAYYYYY!!!!

also, whoever knows how to change the background, could you make is more... jolly??? that'd be nice :D

pic related i guess lol

I AM THE POSTMAN!!!

im not really the postman. sorry guise.
thought i'd do a splash of bloggin, just for shits an giggles ya know =D
soooo i gotta new puppy!!! his name is milo (after a certain special someone that i do so love..... WINKY WINK!!!! actually its not, i just think milo is a cute name) he weights like 3lbs which is TINY TINY and he's white with brown patches and green eyes. like people eyes. which is cute but a little bit creepy.
also i can fit him in my handbag. WIN Y/N???

i ate way too much candy today.... ya know rockets? those rolls of little circle candies??? i found giant versions of them, like... the candies are bigger than 2 pound coins in both thickness and diameter. plus the rolls are like, 13cm. they were only 99cents, so i got 5 and ate em all in an hour. now i feel a bit sick.

WHAT ARE YOUR CRAZY ANTICS???????

bored. vair bored. my best canananananananadian friend just moved to guam. she was also my husband. wife. whatever. where is guam? she got me a dildo for christmas. just sayin.

guise. whats up. seriously. i miss you guise. a bunch.

Mmmhmm.

Whichever idiot changed it from pyzam to pimp-my-profile just lost my respect. I don't care if they're in our group or if they're in Australia, but now we have no intro picture.
Probably wrong time to use Australia as a description of someone very far away who we don't know >.>
Anyways, thissounds really stupid, but Fred's new song on youtube (Christmas Cash) is actually kind of awesome. Its been stuck in my head for about 2 days.
I came upon it due to Shane Dawson's spoof, Ass and Pussy :D I now have an odd mix of chorus:

All I want for Christmas is:

CASH! And Pussy!

:)

SNOW!

Well this is cool! We finally get snow BEFORE xmas. Awesomeness.

What's it like where you at?

Oh, and Rachie says Hi. Yes, she invaded our blog. XD Not that anyone else is on here. *sob*

Pic unrelated but still hilariously cool. Gowen will know. ;D

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com

try it...
the singing one is best.

Its summertime...

and all the little poms are melting in the afternoon heat.

Well we were yesterday, its not so hot today. It was at 40 degrees C all day yesterday, like from 7 in the morning til 10 at night (Melting!!!). Its considered cold at 21 today.

Its now the summer holidays, i heard the weirdest quote the other day, "Merry christmas and make sure you dont get sunburnt" I was just like 0.o.

So hows life in merry old england? I havent heard much to be honest, well not about downfeild, i know a bit about ciren from my emailings with caroline.

I have a rat now. His names Dangerous Beans, hes all grey and has a slight bandit mask thing going on with his markings XD.

Yeah.

You guise all like sharks right?

I just thought this guy deserves to be an Olympic high jumper.

joing in with the robster..

HAHA PRESSING ENTER PUBLISHES POSTS BEFORE I WRITE THEM.
does anyone know how i can stop being herbet?
& who's at the shs thing tonight? i'm not, cause, ew.
plus i got REVISION to do.
we cnan't all be natural geniuses.

FEED ME POSTCARDS part 2

kkkkk so we moved house, new address, so you should prolly stop sending me stuff to the old address. not that you did anyways, but i cant complain, im a lazy slag ;D

anywayses new address is...

2155 Winchester Ct
Burlington
Ontario
L7P 3M7
CANADARGH

dun wury if you already sent a letter cuz the new people dont move in till january so we'll still get it =D

i will await your postage

BUTTS!!!!

i are butt sandwich, i am made of 4 butts, 2 on each end and 2 for the filling. that is 4 BUTTS!!!

i just saw vicki's post bout no one posting anymore, so im making a post =D

sooooooo how you guise doin?? i wanna see a bunch of comments bout how you are, srsly

i am good, before you ask. iunno if you wanted to know, but im telling you anyways =D

got a couple bands you guys should listen to, try Owl City (i posted a link to fireflies before, listen to that and Hello Seattle, Rainbow Veins, uhhhh Vanilla Twilight annnd Saltwater Room are my favs) aaaand Faber Drive, if you havent heard em, listen to Get Up And Dance ;D

new guy at school, he's damn sexy. he has a girlfriend, but im doing my best to change that. am i a bad person?

mishhoo guise, so bummed i cant come over =[ how does easter sound?? akchully iunno how long we have off for easter... i'll get back to y'all

PEACE

pic unrelated but pretty sick

Wow

This is really lame guize. For serial. Does anyone read this anymore?

xmasness.

IT'S CRISTMAS TIME
LALA
JSHFIPA

(:

FOR EVERYONE WHO WISHES THEY WERE TAUGHT BY GREENER

This is how utterly awesome he is.

We were doing the Young Modulus of metals, and he said that we were going to watch a video made by the Navy about how they test the elastic potential (I forget the exact words). There were 2 links. He clicked on the first one, and up came "In The Navy" by The Village People. He turned the lights off and we had a mini-rave to a gay anthem. It actually made my day.

BLARG!

Halloween scares. Children crying has never been funnier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_V92z7iY8M&NR=1

oh yah and can someone add hanna plz? she wants to join teh blog (or whats left of it T_T) she sent me an email like half a month ago which i only just read and she wants to join but we gotta send her an email to request her to join but i dunno how to do that so halp... plz... ;D

guess whut guise? im bored of all this non-blog shit
i come here to take my mind off my chem work and NOTHING

shame on all of you. SHAME. in fact, screw it all, imma wish a pox on you.
yeeeeeeah eat that.

oh and btw, vicki, did you get my letter? cuz i totally sent one =D

PLEASE.

For the love of God, can we PLEASE, PLEASE do secret santa? i cannot afford to buy shitloads of presents. i just cant.
so, if anybody actually READS this stuff anymore, can we PLEASE talk seriously monday bout it. please.

chiao.

Its google, but in emo...

http://www.searchemo.com/

You can also get it in pink, purpe and many other variations...

Beached Bro

I know full well most people don't watch these youtube videos, but if you want a good idea of aussie humour watch this. Its only a minute and a half long, I'm sure you can survive. Its on on friday nights at like 9.45, its my favorite program, no matter how short it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=606eK4abteQ&feature=channel

TAKE A LONG, HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!!

guise, this song is so so bomb <3


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_YlkEUOonI&feature=related
is teh moozac vid <333 i wish i had a motherfucking boat... ***siiiigh*

pic unrelated

keen as custard

Procrastination timkes COMEON!

So I have a drama essay due in tomorrow. Well, due in a week ago, but if I don't hand it in tomorrow I go on contract. so I'm doing the logical thing & doing every I can to put of the essay.

This place has really died hasn't it? I think we should bring it back to life! Liiike.. debate topics..

Gravity, myth or the truth?
[jelly says myth, which amy so lovelyly disproved with her chocolate bar dropping]

BOREDOM.

I bet you didn't know Santy Clause's true identity.

There was a MLIA about a changed Santa Claus is coming to town song. I tweaked that as well.

Today, while taking a walk outside, I passed a girl who looked about 11. She was singing "santa clause is coming to town" but with some of the words changed. I didn't realise what she was singing until I heard "he sees you when you're sleeping. you knows when you're awake. his name is edward cullen so be ready to get raped." you have restored my faith in today's youth, little girl. MLIA

I think it works better like this:

He watches when you're sleeping, he hides when you're awake. He sparkles in the sunlight, So make sure you stay safe. (Hey!)

I am planning to make a chorus, but I is tired, and might go to bed in a minute.

Guinew Moon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D21myC_UUXc

Lawl, I was totally laughing inside.

im eatin toast!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39xz9fokw04

this song

my head

far far too long...

So...

I spent all day being asked to say beer can, cuz apparently beer can in an english accent sounds like bacon in a jamaican accent.

Someone read it on My Life is Averege...Anyways, i visited said website and found this:

Today, I called my friend and told her we should kill zombies together. What I meant was that we should play zombie video games together. She came over to my house with a squirt gun and we hid in the bushes. We spent all evening shooting at my now very angry neighbours. MLIA.

It instantly reminded me of Robin.

I also found out from that site that you can post a banana by writing the address on it, adding a stamp and putting it in the post box, who knew? XD

i'd flip my shit

thread on /b/ about periods xD made me laugh

Anonymous 11/05/09(Thu)18:09:29 No.172742232

>>172741683

Oh lawdy that would be terrifying the first time it would happen.

I'd flip my shit if my asshole started bleeding in the shower.

also:

I want you to want me

Oh yeah.

I do.

Like Ian.

Ehhhm, I found this new girl band. They're like half prav, half...us-ish. Can't really describe them, but I saw them on a I<3vampires episode xD Its like a twiligth spoof, with a whole set of "different" books xD Anywehs,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bTy2fnhonY

:D

Love and sparkly kisses y'all

monsier titsworthy.

i havent been on the blog in like.... what? 4 days? thereabouts? iunno, i have the flu so my logic may be warped.
anyways, theres one new post, and it doesnt even have a body, its just like, cough splutter. however, i do admire the simplicity and its kinda the only new post, so it still has my loves. my point is, why is no one blogging???? its like the blogging armageddon!! the ragnarok of blog! whatever. i dont even know where im going with this.

OH ALSO to the guys who havent heard, im coming back december 21st, lemme know if thats cool with you guys or if i should change my flights.

pic and title unrelated.

Cough. Splutter.

forgot pic :3

drunken logic (Y)

Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

lofl.

Chris Elliot

who is this chris elliot kid? he said he met me in stroud, but i dont remember, and then he starts telling me how beautiful i am and how my facebook pic shows off my beauty. in those words.
if you have snide jokes, keep them to yourself.

anyways, just wondering who this kid is...
pic unrelated, but emo hitler gets me every time

horsey :3

my art project rocks

MY LIFE IS AVERAGE

Okay, post some funny stories here. :) Let's start with an Edward Cullen burn.

Today I passed a father and his son walking down the road ahead of me. The son, a young boy, was dressed as a vampire. The dad asked, "So, are you going to be that Edward Cullen vampire for halloween?" And the boy replied: "No, daddy! I like girls!" I'm glad the young people understand. MLIA.

POST.

I'D TAP THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtHaszK_ZN8&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh+div-HM

Updates from Down Under

Its pretty damn sweet at the moment.

It was 25 degrees today going up to 29 on friday.

Only downside to that is I got sunburn on my legs and it hurts.

And I have sock tan, sock tan damn it XD.

And, and I totally got a bullseye in archery today, we do archery as part of our sports lessons, pretty awesome to be honest, although I got called Robing hood by like 4 different people cuz we're both english...

I have a geography trip tomorrow, going to dome area that burned down in the bushfires.

Uhh what else, halloween party on saturday.

Bank holiday on tuesday cuz its the melbourne cup.

I have a science project to do on transmissible spongiform encaphilapithies (mad cow disease).

Yeah thats everything I think...

Pic unreleated. BTW do you all like the fruit and veg animals? And have i posted that one before? i forget which ones i've used.

182nd Post.

ZOMG! I'VE BOTHERED TO SIGN IN!

Totally gotta say background = winz0r. In my mind at least. 3rd series of Jonas coming out soon as well! YAY! && the premiere of the Wizards of Waverly Place Movie, I mean, woooow. *sigh* I love the Disney Channel.

Well, that's all I gotta say. EXCEPT. Fancy dress party tomorrow, I'm going as a slug. Gonna be so win. Will post pics of my fabulous costume [y] I was gonna be a snail, but CBA decorating a backpack.

So my question to YOU.. do you have any other fabulous costume ideas for me? 2 more fancy dress parties I gotta have something for! Eek!

EWWWWWW

vom at the current blog O:
i don't visit for 3 days &...WELL.
i am truely shocked, wait...maybe not shocked but deffinately disgusted =P
also today is a sad day 3:
vincent price died 16 years ago today
WHO SHALL HE HAUNT THIS YEAR? O:

also it's rebublican day in kazakhstan :3

also for those who still doubt that there was porn in the rescuers ;3
PIC IS FINALLY RELATED

Oh yes.

Yeeeah thats a FAR better name for us. Far better ^^

good old OLFSC. really rolls off the tongue, doesnt it...
im not sure the picture and background quite go with it though.... and, alas, i know not how to change it.

FOSHIZZ

So I know that pretty much all I ever do is post videos and say "WOCH FR SRSLY CZ ITS AMAYZN STFF DDS!" But this makes me laugh.

LIKE YOUR FACE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShQvhlCQa6s

So yerr, check out SoulGowActivatr's HICK accent xD Makes me so happy.
I lawled so much at the end.

corning?

and who took down my little phalus???

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

its cool guise, i figured out how to change the background and stuff ;D
oh and rofls thought i'd make a post not relating to my passion.
dont get me wrong, im not pissed or anything
i just dont give a crap.

pic related.
oh no wait
nevermind.

LAWL

Okay. Even if you didn't see the awesomeness of MY PASSION yesternoon, you should laugh.

NO MAKEUP? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM?!

They look SO strange. Look at their anti-makeup. Look at it.

CAPS FTW

guys, i forgot how to change the big picture at the top of the page.

also can someone change the background? im feeling something a little snazzier.

peace

CONCERT

omg omg omg.
is anybody else OMGing like CRAZY right now??

my god that was beautiful. AND this is the first concert i have managed to touch a band member. THREE OF THEM. REPETEDLY. That, in my books, is bloody good.

And that guy... the one from... i forget the name... he was such a sweetie. <3 i officially love him. ^^

OKAYS.

Alrighty. MY PASSION, to all those going.

TOMORROW go to ELLIE'S house, for, like 12? yeah. well it starts at 2 so that should be good.
My daddy can only give lifts to 2 peoples. Ellie can give to four? is that including or excluding you, pickle? well either way we'll need daddykins. bless him.

So. Who is going with who?
and i NEED SEB'S MONEY. you tell him gowen. ¬_¬

BLAD

don't like a to brag or anything but i just completed rainbow islands? do i hear a cheer? anyone? AH WELL you guys suck anyway.

so here i am bigging it up in my room waiting to hervest my strawberries on farmville [2 hours to go woofwoof] when i think hey wait a minute i haven't check the blog in a while :] but oh gosh, this has really gone downhill hasn't it? everyone's just kinda abandoned ship eh?

pic goes out to my honeybear robin & all her canadabuddies, hope you're having fun on the wild side of the maple tree. blad.

party CANCELLED!!!!

so i was gonna go to Mikaela's tonight so we could go to her friend Hagar's house for a party, but guess what? IM NOT GOING!!
wanna know why??
1) cuz the 30 year old crack whore he lives with was gonna be out tonight but now she isn't going out D:< so even if we went it'd only be like, 20 stoners, which is kinda boring...
2) cuz i got so high last night that i could stand up in the shower long enough to shave my legs. thought i'd share.

dont do drugs. stay in school.

no pic today, im on one of the school macs. 3 cheers for an oblivious bio teacher (y)

She sings flat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wMoqLupYdI

butts.

that is what this blog is.

SHANE DAWSON ALMOST DIED

Feel remorse for your able bodies, people.

Apart from Hattie, we all know how MUTATED AND DEFORMED you are ;D

Halloween - Hanna's

what's everyone going as to Hanna's???

DIBS on witch. its laid back, its easy, and its totally meh.

BOREDOM AND GLUTTONY

Duz ne1 hav a FAMILY FORCE 5 cd? Srsly iz luvn thr sngs n mst i luv dnce/dy

;D

;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cJIvC6AAkc

163rd Post

Well Hey Guize.


i just accidentally started all those words with a caps.. kill me now, kill me now.

so.. who likes reel big fish?

as my friends you had better damned remember that my birthday is in january, & lo-behold, so is a reel big fish gig in bristol.

my mum says i can go as a birthday pressie, but i don't want to go alone.

unless it was just me, aaron, scottie & matt wong in a room. then i'd totally go alone.

noone seems to go on this that much anymore, but ah wells.

lovetoallxx

I can drive!!!!

Apparently the website that said i couldnt drive is utter BS and that I'm allowed to get my learners permit at sixteen XD.

Unfortunately the cars insurance doesnt cover me and my dad hasnt got a job yet so we cant afford it.

But that isnt the point.

I'm still trying to persuade my dad to teach me when he does get a job, I think hes scared of dying.

I'm also going to soundwave festival in february, the lineups incredible, check it out.

I also get to miss school to go which is another bonus, and its like uber cheap compared to Glastonbury and stuff at only $150, thats like £75.

yearbook

i just got my yearbook mailed to me.
did anyone notice that my new name is Robin Hutchingson?
anyone notice?
i did.
my parents did.
i think i might have to write an angry letter...

pic related: how i feel right now.

Rarrrrrghhhghghghgghghggrrrr...

GIVE ME AN L
GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME AN A
GIVE ME A V
GIVE ME AN E

GIVE ME AN M
GIVE ME AN E

GIVE ME A B
GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME AN !

GIVE ME AN I

GIVE ME A W
GIVE ME AN A
GIVE ME AN N
GIVE ME A T

GIVE ME AN S
GIVE ME AN L
GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME A P

GIVE ME AN A
GIVE ME AN N
GIVE ME A D

GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME A G
GIVE ME A G
GIVE ME AN S
GIVE ME AN !

I would have said chocolate, but this post is WAY long already ;)
I IZ TIRESDOM. Lawl, shane dawson.
My feet are being squished by my bad choice of shoes
My eyes are barely open
HAPPY FACE FTW xD ><
BAI

PS NO PIC FOR YOU
PPS NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

I'm Back!

Yes, I am finally back from my internetless two weeks.
Yous all didnt even notice I wasnt there did you?
*sobs*

Dramatics over, I started school today.
It is the most boring thing I have ever done.
I've done all of the work inevery lesson before, except art painting and ceramics.
The teachers suck, one just stood and lectured at us, the others were just useless.
But other than that it was good.
i met loads of people, I cant for the life of me remember any of their names though.
Even the people who look Aussie or english have weid foreign names, they were all nice people though and entertaining to be around.
I got asked the same questions like 50 times though, where are you from? why did you come here? are you here permenantly or as an exchange student? Urg.
I have my first sports lesson tomorrow, that should be fun, 2 hours of sports whoopee. *rolls eyes*

picture obviously not related

FEED ME POST CARDS!!!

kay kay i cave, here's my address lmao

3200 Wentworth Street
Burlington
Ontario
Canada
L7M 2M6

i'll let you know when to stop posting to that address and start on the new one CUZ WE BOUGHT A NEW HOUSE!!! WITH A SWIMMING POOL!!! so you guys can come round whenever and swimz.

pic unrelated.

note from the babysitting fairy

if you havent heard of them, i have a new band for you guys to listen to

they're called Owl City. i say "they're" but its actually only one guy soo...

anyways. listen to fireflies by them, with the music video. i saw it and i was like :'D tear of happiness.

that is all.

pic unrelated.

My Passion

okidokee. we HAVE the tickets. they arrived this morning.

so i NEED your money.

hatty, bully it outta Seb and yourself.
Hattie, likewise for you and jon.

Come on guize, we really need this. we cant afford to buy these FOR you.
we're POOR, remember.

holy mother

its seems so long since i've last updated you with my pokemon :3 well as some of you may know i recently started playing leaf green. that's right ;D LEAF GREEN.

new game to start my new trend of handing in phsyics homework on time THATS RIGHT BIZNATCHES. 3 TIMES IN A ROW I HAVE DONE IT. biology is a whole new hill to climb though :3 as with psych & art GOD FORBID I START DOING MY ART CW D:

anyhat :3 theres nothing interesting happening to me at the moment x3 well, nothing worth bragging about =P so uh yeah

also severe lack of blogging going on here 3: i am disappoint.

I CAME WHEN I HEARD YOU DEFEATED THE ELITE FOUR.

oh & is anyone else kinda suprised that robin & jacob don't get along xD? because i was, them both being /b/tards & xbox junkies & stuff =P ah well.

whats a-happnen with everyone?

plus anyone that remembers the busy world of richard scarry, i will give them my piano, one of my legs & MY WIFE.

DUH DUH DUHDUH DUH DUHDUH DUHDUH DUH DUHHH!!!

My friends, we have a puzzle to...puzzle.

WHO WAS COMMENT?!

The answer? Picpic. But, I hear you cry, THERE IS NO ONE CALLED PICPIC.

Oh wait, its prolly Pickle. xP

Anybucket, Did you know that the word "hammok" (with a c, not a hammock) means scro tum? (filtering jobby skirtation)

Annnd (Wiley can suck a pe nis) Check out "mega man 2 rap song" on youtube. The little piccy thing should be blue filter of a dude jumpin n shiz. When I get home I'll...find teh link or sumtheen?

Aaaaand (yes there's more, BE GRATEFUL) The Phantom from PotO is obsessed with sex because HE CAN'T GET ANY. Christine's lines in the opera he wrote (DON JUAN TRIUMPHANT!) go like this:

I have come here
Hardly knowing the reason why

THEN

In my mind I've already imagined our bodies entwining defenseless and silent

And her character is supposed to be teh INNOCENT one, fo shiz!

Then, a bit later (my favourite song):

Past the point of right or wrong
One final question
How long must we two wait before we're one
When will the blood begin to race
The sleeping bud burst into bloom
When will the flames at last consuuuuuuuuuuuume uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by the Phantom pretty much throughout the whole film? I find him beyond sexy. In the same way that I'm TOTALLY attracted to Hannibal Lector.

WILEY CAN SUCK A PE NIS

the secret is out.

ohayhay sorry i havent been on in a while, i dunno why.
anyways. scotty's mibba got baleeted a while ago, can't say im too pissed off about it though, i mean, apart from the retarded fangirls its not that much fun.
uhhhhm so with regards to the title... i passed out today in biology XD XD XD
its not actually that lulzy though, the whole school (all 300 people... its smaller than hatty's penis WHAT) already knows annnd i think i freaked a couple people out. also i had to go home and i missed writing cuneiform in clay tablets in history D= so bummed out about that.

IN OTHER NEWS
im gonna go see dethklok in october. WHAT UP!!!

pic unrelated.

Guizeee

Nobody can really be bothered with this much anymore, huh?

i check it RELIGIOUSLY. it is my Holy Book. Well, no. maybe thats a bit strong.

okay... its my... release, from this PAINFUL world that CRUSHES my SOUL and send my BLACK HEART into a downward spiral that falls into a NEVERENDING ABYSS. (love that word. abyss. try saying it, you'll see!)

yeah, im in a weird mood.
i got my english essay done, and i was watching shane dawson. funniest thing.
especially the Shanaynay video regarding teh joe jonas dance fiasco.
o.0


picture totally related.


PS. cus i forgot. i know i asked a bunch of you, but does ANYONE have ANY billy talent songs? and metro station?
cus i want it, but im a cheapskate... :/

As I'm sure you're all very happy to know...

The school has NAWT filtered the blog, which means that I, beloved RosyBug, can go and type sum rndm shz 4 u gyz 2 c at 8 o clock in the morning. What am I doing here so early, I hear you cry!

I went for some hot, steamy sex with MR CHAMPION.

Professor Oak. He came.

So yerrrz, thought you'd all like to know :)

Ciao guise xXx

My Passion

Look. Seriously, if i dont get the £7.25 each on Monday, we are not going.

We need that to book the tickets. Mum will not book them without the money first. She was screwed over once before.

If you wanna go, i need names, money and another car for transport.

Check it out.

I have holes in my lip.

Note for guize: NEVER get 6 piercings done at once. Ever. Ever.

I have srsly never been in so much pain.

I cried when my nse was pierced.

I'm a wimp ):

Thoughts?

Funny things to buy on Ebay

I thought I'd go looking for some things we might like to invest in :P

Here's my pick of the lot:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/State-Of-The-Art-Air-Guitar_W0QQitemZ220483289163QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV?hash=item3355d4004b&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/48CT-NATURAL-BLACK-OPAL-10CT-DIAMONDS-18K-GOLD-NECKLACE_W0QQitemZ290351709896QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_Fine_Necklaces_Pendants?hash=item439a4f7ec8&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Trawler-Yacht-Dive-Charter-Liveaboard_W0QQitemZ260469778365QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Power_Boats?hash=item3ca53567bd&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Brillo-Pad-Pot-Toni-Raymond-Pottery-England-Vintage_W0QQitemZ220484503573QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3355e68815&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Rare-Tesco-paper-carrier-Bag_W0QQitemZ230378927856QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Packaging_Materials?hash=item35a3a776f0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/I-Sold-My-Virginity-on-eBay-25mm-Button-Badge-Pin_W0QQitemZ150371656132QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Collectables_Badges_Patches_MJ?hash=item2302d961c4&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/The-Squirrel-Wife-Philippa-Pearce-Large-HB-10-99_W0QQitemZ270456115027QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Books_ChildrensBooks_ChildrensBooks_GL?hash=item3ef870cf53&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mens-Saturday-Night-Fever-White-Disco-Platform-Shoes-11_W0QQitemZ110414630009QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAdult_Fancy_Dress_UK?hash=item19b5398c79&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Creepy-Evil-Terror-Lil-Baby-Doll-Toy-Head-Haunted-Prop_W0QQitemZ380160006621QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item58834d59dd&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

AND NOW, I will type in each person's name and see what comes out :P

Chitface:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/THE-EVIL-DOCTOR-MUCUS-SPLEEN-Paul-Cookson-Poems-Poetry_W0QQitemZ190336072678QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Books_ChildrensBooks_ChildrensBooks_GL?hash=item2c50e9fbe6&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Gowen:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Making-Sexual-Decisions-The-Ultimate-Gowen-L-Kri-N_W0QQitemZ270454011026QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Books_NonFictionBooks_NonFictionBooks_SM?hash=item3ef850b492&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Rosybug:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SANDED-POLISHED-STINGRAY-SKIN-LEATHER-15-x7-ROSY-BROWN_W0QQitemZ390094609570QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item5ad3735ca2&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Pickle:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Pickles-Ointment-Corns-Callouses-and-Hard-Skin-28g_W0QQitemZ220483688525QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Health_Beauty_Nails_Manicure_Pedicure_CA?hash=item3355da184d&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Dutchy:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Superfunk-THE-YOUNG-MC-Pass-The-Dutchy-CD-Single-NEW_W0QQitemZ200385343934QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_CDsDVDs_CDs_CDs_GL?hash=item2ea7e5b1be&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Lemon Pie:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/2-Regular-Jello-Instant-Pudding-LEMON-Pie-Filling_W0QQitemZ300115791467QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Home_Garden_Food_SM?hash=item45e04b8e6b&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Bic Bic:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/6-new-BIC-LIGHTER-COVER-CASES-LIGHTER-CASE-WHOLESALE_W0QQitemZ270458785660QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3ef8998f7c&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

Spikey Pikey:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/New-OI-PIKEY-A-CELEBRATION-OF-CHEAP-LIVING-Brackstone_W0QQitemZ180373156758QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Books_NonFictionBooks_NonFictionBooks_SM?hash=item29ff13f396&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

CHECK THEM OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT :p

Hmmm

Well, this isnt good.

i Found out that Callum was dating a girl called Rachel until five days ago...
the day before i found him on Tagged....

hmmmmm...

:(

BIG NEWS!!!!

you know i was saying about how i havent seen Busboy in a hell of a long time??

well...
not only have i seen him. i have talked to him, on Tagged and msn, and i now have his mobile number. and vice versa.

SQUEE... :D

at least, i think its him. it looks liek him, and he lives in Minch soo...
but even if its isnt, who cares? He is a wonderful person.

This is one of those moments in life you have to savour for their pure awesomeness

Just a thought.....

Quite by accident, i found out that My Passion are playing in Bristol on the 18th of October. Anybody fancy it?

If so... TELL ME. i wanna go. i wanna book tickets. I am NOT missing ANOTHER concert.


Bick

Interesting.

Has anyone else noticed the random disembodied arm (seemingly belonging to the horse) in the main picture, hanging next to Mikey? Its like

QUE?!

Sexy new uniform

I was told to post pictures of me in my "lovely" new uniform.

So I will, just look at the amazing primary school style dress, and the fabulous print that is on it.

Ugh its hideous, and look at the shoes, they are not nice shoes.

SEX EDUCATION!!!!

i know i posted 2 days in a row, but please. please watch this. and send it to the non-bloggers.
it's i set my friends on fire... doing sex ed. love. serious lovage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_6ItxioUco&feature=fvw

THIS IS SEX ED, NOT GRAMMAR. FOOL!!

btw

patrick swayze is ded. sorry for your losses

goodnight sweet prince, you will be sorely missed. kinda.

oooh rosy's gonna kill me for that last bit...

pic related. for once.

PARTY HARD!

i'm pretty sure i already named a post party hard... but whatever.

now i can't remember what i was gonna say...






oh yeah.






DONT YOU GUYS FORGET ME, OK!?!?




also... wanna hear a joke?

ok, i don't care if you don't.

two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says "it's pretty hot in here, huh?" the second muffin says "HOLY SHIT!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!"
high five. you know you love it.



also, just watched bruno on saturday. Love.
ok, so it's not as awkwardly funny as borat... but it's still pretty "HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!!!8!" if you get me.
go now, my friends. enjoy it. love it. etc.



uhhh... i got a hella lotta friends... etc... you dont wanna hear about that junk though XD



i'm on mibba hiatus. i told bexy that i was on pills for depression and i stopped taking them. then i told her i couldnt promise that i wouldnt do anything stupid. i just wanna rile her up a little bit. am i going to hell? be honest.



still havent done my bio paper...


lack of pic unrelated. i tried to upload this crappy ms paint pic of an uber beefy guy yelling SHEVA but it wouldnt let me. will try again later.

I think I'm a nerd.

get this. I changed my othadontist so i wouldn't miss school, & I spent the last half hour trying to cut down my essay, because it was 2000 words over the 500 word limit. (in my defense, it was about the LOVEOFMYLIFE Joss Whedon). so yeah, am I a nerd? my sister says i am ): but she knits curtains & bakes cakes & goes to classics meetings.

this post has no point, i'm just bored, & figured i should go on the internet, which i have been neglecting (discounting farmville, which i really can't stop playing)

how's schools peoples? first week over (: unless you started different times & stuff..

& why am i eating people now?

also, to the pineapple armadillo: i love it. i love it so much, it's replaced shane dawson playing fluffy bunnys as my background. congratulations.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokS5G5hr20

Not as bad as Joe Jonas' fail, but still pretty cringe worthy...

The Suffragettes

In the words of Blackadder

Any woman who wants to chain herself to my fence and suffer a jet movement gets my vote!

Oh and Sarkozy's been employing people to make himself look tall.

...Words cannot describe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-KFnYg6Hw&feature=rec-HM-r2

Pic unrelated.

Of houses, schools and rainbow birds

I have a house, its a bungalow which is pretty cool.
Its not technically ours, its a rental, but its ours for a year.
Its in Templestowe, but really close to Doncaster East, as in the road the house is on is the boundary between the two suburbs.
The house is nice, the living area is huge, but everythings a bit beige, then again that was to be expected all rentals are.
The areas nice, theres a park along the road and a couple of big shopping malls nearby.
All the streets in the estate are named after famous authors too which is kinda strange, including Bronte, Hardy and Blyton.
Some of the houses nearby are frickin huge aswell, think my old house, triple the size, then double it again and that is the size of some of the houses, and there are some even bigger than that.

I also have a school.
I have to do the final term of grade ten, so I will be repeating a term, but thats not too bad.
The school is about double the size of SHS, then again Pips primary school is bigger than SHS.
About 40% of students arent Aussies, so I wont be to strange, although the majority of non Aussies are Asian, so I will be a bit different.
Apparently my english teacher will "positively adore my accent" I'll take that as a good sign.
I also have some interesting subjects for the next term, I got my choices for my VCE years, but for grade 10 there were very few subjects left so I'm stuck taking painting and ceramics (pottery damn it.)

There are some things I've noticed since I came here,
The birds are ridiculosly loud, and a large number of them are very bright in colour.
They serve mashed potato (although it doesnt look, smell or taste like mashed potato thats what they say it is) at KFC when you order a meal.
The internet connection in this temorary rental is rubbish.
And its cold, I realise its winter, but I expect to come from the Uk to a warm country and for it to actually be warm and not cold, wet and miserable like it is right now.

Hey guise...

Well, I feel like an absolute douche for my family today.

I really want to tell you guise, cause otherwise I'll be moping and then people will ask me what's wrong, and then people who aren't my clique will hear and I'll have to say it all over for someone who wasn't there and I'll sound, hey! Like a douche.

So my mum's given up her job. She'll be taking courses for the next year or 2, which will cost monies, to retrain for masters law degree and the first year of her business studies degree. So we're surviving solely on my dad's wages which barely scrape over the bills, and my grandparent's generosity. When they have another family to look after, the father of which suffers with Parkinson's, and they will most likely both be dead within the next 5 years.

So I like stuff. You guise know that. I want stuff. I want monies. Just because I like stuff. Well, the stuff factor will be going down.

And I just found out today that my flute tuition is costing my parents £900 per year. £30 weekly.

So, before I go all "ugh"y, please someone tell me that its okay, everything'll work out fine and I'm not an absolute monster for nomming that much monies out of our food money.

Love you :)

CONCERTS!!!

hey guys

guess who i'm gonna see?

2 gigs, i'll give you a hint

1st one:

the first one rhymes with coys like girls, and are supported by a band that rhymes with smobra starship.

2nd one:

they wrote some smash hits such as "bitches" "pimpin" and "everywhere I go", in which a certain scene gentleman discusses how many women know that he enjoys revealing his nether regions.

get them? =D

if you didnt get the first one, you're retarded.

if you didnt get the second one, google it now.

think of this as revenge for going to family force 5 after i left XD XD XD

pic unrelated

Hello there I have many a thing to say.

One: Robin what the hell? I'm now addicted to 3OH!3 and it's your fault. I also miss you we need some normality like telling you to sit in a way that does not display your pants.
Two: Hatty, Hattie, Rosy what the hell? You spent all lunchtime screaming at the top of your lungs about WOW and Runescape with fishboy and Mr. Lispy.
Three: Mrs. Howgatw what the hell? I hate English someone save me!
Four: I'm just pissed 'cause I have to get glasses *grumpy face*.

wanna hear a rap? =D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c

love of my life.

pic unrelated.

my super long post [read all of it pliss ^^]

i feel like the only person who hasnt done a super long post [more than a paragraph long] but don't worry as usual i have nothing to post about so even though i'm doing something alienish to me, i'm still keeping the good ol' habits going strong. that probably made no sense to anyone who hasn't been inside my brain oh well [:

so yeah, fringe? "fringe is great [hands out leaflet] DON'T GO OR YOU'LL DIE" in words words of mr. byford :] who by the way has the same HOTHOTHOT first name as everyone's beloved timmy withers <3 hehe so yeah i kinda can't be arsed to go to fringe ^^'' though i'm kinda gutted about missing out on some wonderful drunkish fun x] espesh since i just discovered an alcohol i actually like at kats house yesterday =D its called caribbean twist & it is LUSH x333 best thing ever, like wdk but so much better =P its also a nice colour [pinky red x] its like ready made cocktail stuff i think :] i reccomend it PLUS it's only like 5.4% so hardly any actual alcohol^^

ANYLAMP! bet you're all just itching to hear more about my beloved pokemon [; it's been a while since the last update after all...well the entire group is up to/above level 31! which is great ^^ of course its the slow as always twinky thats keeping the number low x] silly thing but yeah
i taught fishface >>> to surf [: so i'm currently floating over the sea ^^ but good news turned bad as om nom nom finally evolved into golbat but ]: straight after, evolved into crobat! this was so annoying x[ i mean, a golbat can only evolve into a crobat through happiness, i'm glad it was happy n all but DAMN crobat is nothing compared to crobat. SRSLY.
ah well, but luckily twinky my oddish :] evolved into one of my favourite pokemon GLOOM! >>>><<<<
OOO and my kadabra [sabrina] reached level 50 :] i was SO. proud. though i think i may be paying too much attention to him and not enough to my other children...i mean pokemon. they're just pokemon. ;] eheh...

MOVING ON [: downfield is boring =/ just like stroud high

moving on again ^^'' MEGAYAYZ at yesterday

moving on for a third time :P awesome bag ^^ anyone remember the hoobs? I DO! and i got an IVER BAG ^^ no pic of it ;] you'll have to wait & see...but here's iver [along with some more hoobs :D]


well thats my super long post anyways :3 BAI!

on the plus side... =D

hai guise, went to a party last night, got pissed, fucked around with jesse (my gay bff, if you dont know) then got with this guy called russell - no lolz about the name plz - he's like, 6'4", totally cute, your typical nice guy.

not the best kisser, i have to say, but he plays with my hair so i dont mind.

oh yeah, i dyed my hair, it looks pretty effing sah-weet.

anyway, i dont need advice or anything, just thought i'd keep you guys in the know because im generous like that.

no. that was a lie. i just like showing off. XD

ps me and jesse thought that we should invent gay in a pill, so we can go to the mall and find a hot guy and jesse'll be like "OMG you're so hot" and the guy'll be like "sorry, im straight." and jesse'll be like "here, want some ecstacy?" and the guy'll be like "OMG i LOVE ecstasy!!" then we'll give him the pill and jesse'll be like "JUST KIDDING we fed you gay!" and the guy'll be like "HOLY SHIT WHADDID YOU DO!?!? wow, you have a really sexy body, lets go touch eachothers penises."

we were pretty fucked up...

pic, as always, unrelated.

BIG CHILDREEEEEEEN!!!

HEY! WHO AMONG US GUIZE FEELS LIEK A GROWN UP? xDDD

OWN UP IF YOU FEEL LIKE A GROWN UP!!!

*jumps, bounces, excited face etc etc you guise all know my eternal DORKINESS*

PS all you dudes who SUCK and left us, lovely new girl named Annie. Nickname: An-chan :D she speaks fairly fluent japanese, is slightly taller than gowen, but basically is gowen. Its creepy.

Plus, she's in a cos-play, liek, membership thing, called glos-play xD cause it's in gloucester xD

Anybucket, she's lovely. :)

Regarding the background

STFUYOU!

{:

..I won't deny it. I have lesbian feelings for her really.

Speaking of Miley, is Shane Dawson's widdle dog named after her, or is it a coinkidink?

(he's my background!)

Reslut here

Hey guize. So today James Alvis was liek, come to town! && I was liek, k! && then I was liek, wait, actually, no. Then I went on Facebook. This was my message:

Hey. So, I'm a twat; and I'm sorry. I was really looking forward to seeing you today. But anyway. I caught the bus way too early, because I'm a twat, and I shouldn't have lied and said that I wasn't already in stroud, and i'm also sorry for the way i reacted when I found out you wern't coming, and for the way i spoke to you, and for not replying to all those texts you sent me. Truth is Ellie, I love you, I really really do, and i love spending time with you, even though i barely ever get to; I regret all the things I've done today, alot. I know you probably don't love me, especially at the moment, and I don't expect this to be a get out of jail free card, i just wanted to tell you how i feel. And again, I'm a twat and I'm sorry.

Thought you'd want a read {:

FML

Well, I just discovered another wonderful site, courtesy of Hatty Gowen and Shane Dawson :)

Today, in Burger King, I was leaning against the railing looking at the menu. I saw an old man using the rail to walk, so I got out of the way. He ran his hand across my back and said "You're so cute, I'd like to take you home and lock you in my basement naked so you can't leave" and walked out. FML

Best. One. Ever.

hey... guys...

Haaaaaattyyyy...
Our form room is S5 right? is that where miss. bodey-jones teaches??
also... this picnic lark... what are u taking?? cus i have nothing. the saying goes "and the cupboards were bare..."

back from ol' north...

jup, im back from the lonesom forests of northern canada. now kiddies, im sure if you were paying attention in geography class you'd know that no one lives there. they dont lie, honest to blog. i talked to this one old guy at the boat petrol station and he had TWO TEETH. TWO. holy shit it was like... woah.

anyhoos, regarding my last postage, the typo was deliberate, you guys are all total resluts and i dont wanna catch your herpes. y'know like... results herpes? whatever, it doesnt work as well. love you guys anyways.


now im sitting at my basement desk with my dad in the next room playing nazi zombies. we're the only ones at home, we're playing a fun game called "divorcee father and disfunctional teen". it's pretty cool.


what else, what else...


oh, got my results, 2A*s, 2Bs and the rest were As, so im pretty pleased =] guess this makes me a reslut too lmaoooo


initiation day at the new school on thursday, will post pics of me in my uniform on the first day of school, it's not too awful.

uh... party on the night of initiation day, gonna get wasted and game till 2 in the morning with my new bff jesse, fook yeeeeeeah


lol you guys are getting replaced already
naw... i love you guys for cereal.
cept i dont have cereal, i have pop tarts and coffee
unless it's cap'n crunch.
or froot loops...
not lucky charms though, shit's not as delicious as previously anticipated... =/


pic unrelated (HELL YEAH GOT MY /b/ FOLDER BACK!!!!)

GUIZE!

GUIZE!!! EM-URGENCY!!! (Well done rosy, what a delightful play on words)

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING TOMORROW AFTER OUR 10-MINUTE APPOINTMENT WITH WHOEVER!! IS IT LUNCHIES?!

CAPS INTENTIONAL

PIC UNRELATED

BAI

method number 3

DO A BARREL ROLL